one legged animals do not survive on their own in the wild

Come on, people. We need more submissions, be they random, weird, scary, or boring. If you can't remember them, write it down as soon as you think about them.

So last night I had this interesting dream. I was in an apartment, with three well known friends who are now roommates and are roommates in the dream, except it's the them from a parallel dimension or something.

JT's alter-ego's hair was a lot longer and scruffier than the real one's... a lot, like almost Rastafarian. It was very blond, as well. He was showing me this humongo super sized computer screen he was using. It could almost put movie theaters to shame.

I walk in the next room, and Aaron's alter-ego has a bunch of short stuff all over his room (this might come from the fact that I still associate Aaron with Napoleon). He had a lot of posters in his room which all said "Wildcars" (Wildcats with a typo?) except it had a lot of fast looking cars all over the posters. His computer screen was normal sized.

Then, the roommate with boobs' name was Chelsea (how this is derived from Annie, I have no freakin' idea), except she's a goth looking chick who listened to a bunch of showtunes and had a lot of black all over. We did not have much to talk about, though.

So, what does that all mean???? Have I somehow offered insight into other people?